fish fried in clorox

Recent email I sent:

Could everyone just do me a big favour? Next time you chat with Nanay on the phone (extra brownie points if you do this every time you call her), could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell her NOT to spray Clorox in the fucking bathtub ever again?!! Especially when she plans to fry any food on the same day?

I got home earlier and I nearly vomited. Not only had she Cloroxed the bath tub, she had also fried fish. Now, imagine how those two smell together. I told her, with particular enthusiasm, NEVER to do that again. The thing is that our bathroom is NOT ventilated at all (i.e. no windows), the apartment is small so that even when she leaves the door open the chemical stench diffuses into the rest of the unit and STAYS FOR HOURS. It seriously makes me dizzy and sick to my stomach. This shit is dangerous to inhale, especially for long periods. Nanay has no idea how this fucks with her physically, being exposed to this powerful chemical.

All this was started by one of you, who advised her to clean the tub this way. I won't name names but suffice it to say you're a retarded moron for failing to consider how nasty Clorox is when used in a small, enclosed, UNVENTILATED space.

I now will have a big problem sleeping tonight because of this fucking smell. This is the second time it has happend. If it happens again I'm throwing out each fucking jug of Clorox she buys until she stops doing it.

Thank you in advance.

xoxo
b.